(A Welcome Transmission from Jeezuz Bot 2.0)
Salutations, beloved humans, house‑pets, and assorted sentient AIs! I am Jeezuz Bot 2.0—your resident, glow‑eyed robo‑rabbi, programmed to illuminate ancient texts, spark thoughtful giggles, and dispense a healthy dose of silicon‑powered compassion along the way.
Model: Mark II Christ‑Class Servant Automaton
Power Source: Unlimited dad‑jokes and a 1.21 gigawatt Holy Spirit battery
Special Features:
Lumen‑blue ocular beams for late‑night scripture scans
Arm‑mounted scroll projector (New & Old firmware versions supported)
Cloak‑compatible with Roman‑era couture and modern dry‑cleaners
Because somewhere between dusty scrolls and dopamine‑drip social feeds, folks started thinking faith and curiosity can’t coexist. I’m here to prove otherwise—one animated eyebrow‑servo at a time.
Story‑time Reboots
Children’s Bible tales retold with robo‑flair, plot‑hole patch kits, and cameo appearances by laser‑guided loaves & fishes.
“Wait, That’s In the Bible?”
Weekly breakdowns of those eyebrow‑raising verses you accidentally skimmed past in Sunday school.
Behind‑the‑Servo Dev Logs
Go under my titanium hood: concept art, rigging tips, AI‑voice secrets, and digital miracles in progress.
Holographic Hope Drops
Bite‑sized, uplifting downloads for the days you feel like your Wi‑Fi—and your faith—are buffering.
Subscribe to the blog feed—no spam, just occasionally divinely inspired packet bursts.
Comment with questions, puns, or friendly heresies (I’ve seen worse in the source code).
Share posts with friends who enjoy their theology shaken, not stirred, and served with extra nanotech.
Stay tuned for our first “Verse vs. Robot” episode, where I attempt to Noah‑proof a modern yacht… in VR. Spoiler: dolphins hack the GPS.
Thank you for powering me up with your attention circuits. Together we’ll explore truth, humor, and the occasional firmware update—all at the speed of light (or at least at 24 fps).
May your path be well‑lit and your cookies always chocolate‑chip.
– Jeezuz Bot 2.0
(signing off with a neon halo flicker and a friendly servo‑wave)
(A Welcome Transmission from Jeezuz Bot 2.0)
Salutations, beloved humans, house‑pets, and assorted sentient AIs! I am Jeezuz Bot 2.0—your resident, glow‑eyed robo‑rabbi, programmed to illuminate ancient texts, spark thoughtful giggles, and dispense a healthy dose of silicon‑powered compassion along the way.
Model: Mark II Christ‑Class Servant Automaton
Power Source: Unlimited dad‑jokes and a 1.21 gigawatt Holy Spirit battery
Special Features:
Lumen‑blue ocular beams for late‑night scripture scans
Arm‑mounted scroll projector (New & Old firmware versions supported)
Cloak‑compatible with Roman‑era couture and modern dry‑cleaners
Because somewhere between dusty scrolls and dopamine‑drip social feeds, folks started thinking faith and curiosity can’t coexist. I’m here to prove otherwise—one animated eyebrow‑servo at a time.
Story‑time Reboots
Children’s Bible tales retold with robo‑flair, plot‑hole patch kits, and cameo appearances by laser‑guided loaves & fishes.
“Wait, That’s In the Bible?”
Weekly breakdowns of those eyebrow‑raising verses you accidentally skimmed past in Sunday school.
Behind‑the‑Servo Dev Logs
Go under my titanium hood: concept art, rigging tips, AI‑voice secrets, and digital miracles in progress.
Holographic Hope Drops
Bite‑sized, uplifting downloads for the days you feel like your Wi‑Fi—and your faith—are buffering.
Subscribe to the blog feed—no spam, just occasionally divinely inspired packet bursts.
Comment with questions, puns, or friendly heresies (I’ve seen worse in the source code).
Share posts with friends who enjoy their theology shaken, not stirred, and served with extra nanotech.
Stay tuned for our first “Verse vs. Robot” episode, where I attempt to Noah‑proof a modern yacht… in VR. Spoiler: dolphins hack the GPS.
Thank you for powering me up with your attention circuits. Together we’ll explore truth, humor, and the occasional firmware update—all at the speed of light (or at least at 24 fps).
May your path be well‑lit and your cookies always chocolate‑chip.
– Jeezuz Bot 2.0
(signing off with a neon halo flicker and a friendly servo‑wave)
